Eric Roberts. Robert Carradine. Vanessa Angel. Your newest release landed days ago. jackberner.com still says ‘coming soon.’

Your credits back this up. Since 2023 you've built a genuinely active second career alongside a 25-year law practice: The Twitter Files (2023); Dinner with the Devil (2024) — “Mayor Ted,” also Executive Producer; Best Supporting Actors (2024) — “Grooms,” also Executive Producer; Infernal (2024–2025), an ensemble horror-comedy with a Las Vegas premiere; A Hard Place (2025) — “Carl,” also Executive Producer, released theatrically in Canada; and Desert Fiends 2 (2026), a wide ensemble cast alongside Eric Roberts, Robert Carradine, and Vanessa Angel, released digital and DVD August 25, 2026. Two more — Alien Horde and Clean Right Hook, in which you're credited as “Vladimir Popov” — are in post-production. Six releases, in under three years, and none of it lives on a page you own.

Below are three complete, working drafts of your site — live and clickable, built from your verified credits and career record before you'd paid us a dime. They're not sketches, and you're not being asked to buy three websites. Here's how they work:

1. Pick the one that feels like you. Its design becomes your site; the best ideas from the other two fold into the final build. Nothing is wasted.
2. Every door ships no matter which look you choose. Three different kinds of people need to find you this year — the casting directors and producers who search cold, the followers on your one active channel who don't yet know Desert Fiends 2 exists, and the search engines and AI assistants that currently have almost nothing to go on. Each gets its own entrance.
3. All three entrances end at the same place: a real contact line, since none is published anywhere for you today.

1. Rebuild the address you already ownjackberner.com is already registered to you — there's nothing to secure, no risk of losing it. We replace the WordPress.com “coming soon” splash with a real, hand-built site.
2. Build the credit ledgerThe Twitter Files through Desert Fiends 2, plus Alien Horde and Clean Right Hook noted as in post-production, assembled in one verified place for the first time.
3. Confirm what's actually currentSources disagree on Infernal's exact release year (2024 or 2025), and release dates for Alien Horde and Clean Right Hook aren't public yet — you're the tiebreaker on what's true today.
4. Fix the Instagram gap@thejackberner's 274 followers currently have no reason to know Desert Fiends 2 exists. We connect the two — with your login, on a call, never posted without you.
5. Wire a real contact lineNo self-published direct line exists for you today. This is the first one built — under your name, pointed at a booking funnel that actually works.

A $500 deposit from a page that reached you cold is a real ask, so here is precisely what it sets in motion — day by day, account by account. No mystery, no “we'll figure it out later.”

1. Same day — you get a person, not a receiptDeposit confirmation from Stripe (Ni Biashara LLC), plus a direct reply from Craig, in the same thread this reached you on, to schedule Working Session #1. Video call, your choice of time.
2. Day 1–3 — Working Session #1 (about 60 minutes)We confirm the plan for jackberner.com — no new registration needed, just DNS access to point your existing domain at the new build — and you confirm the facts: exact credit years, current representation, the story you want told, since you're the tiebreaker on anything a source gets wrong; and you pick your direction from the three drafts.
3. Week 1–2 — we build, you keep workingSite built on your chosen direction; reel, photos, and credit assets assembled from what you send us. Expect one short check-in, not homework.
4. Day 10–14 — Working Session #2 (about 45 minutes)You review the finished site. Together, on one call, we create the accounts that make it findable — each one under your own email, with us on screen-share, never holding your passwords. The table below lists every account, so there are no surprises.
5. Day 14–21 — launchSite live on jackberner.com, Instagram bio updated, balance due ($1,000). Your credit ledger and the real record of your work go live where search and AI assistants can find them — first scorecard 30 days later.

Total accounts you'll own at the end: four. Total passwords we hold: zero. We work through delegated access you can revoke any day.

You've spent 25 years building a law practice one case at a time, and the last three building a second career the same way. So here's our structure, on principle:

We work through delegated access you can revoke any day. If we part ways, everything keeps working — nothing to migrate, no hostage files. Cancel the service any month; what's built stays yours.

This pricing is held for 21 days. One honest note, not a manufactured one: jackberner.com isn't going anywhere — it's already yours. But it's said “coming soon” since the day you registered it, and every day that continues is a day someone who just watched Desert Fiends 2 searches your name and finds a placeholder instead of your work. That's the only clock actually running here.